Did you know that presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain was a whole-hearted supporter of gay marriage? No? Well, neither did Sen. John McCain. Luckily for Mr. Straight Talk Express, he learned about his new stance on this hot button topic in the same way so many other Americans are learning about his stances: on MySpace.
- John McCain fought the pressure to follow suit with all the other presidential candidates and make a MySpace page because he's like old and sh*t and probably thinks MySpace is a kind of health shake or something.